My future husband better answer me like this
(Source: fymodernfamily, via cutedoesnotcoverit)
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If you don’t use a washcloth..
How do you wash your ass?
A soapy karate chop down the middle?
the best line ever
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My little brother: what music should I turn on?
Me: idk, whatever kind you like
Little brother: no something you like, anything
Me: *about to talk*
Little brother: *interrupts*, but not rap